Have you ever recklessly gone to town on a second, third, or seventh—look, no one's judging—Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit, and decided to just keep the flavor of the biscuits on your lips? Maybe you have always wanted to spice up the next makeout sesh with your significant other by adding a hint of cheddar bay biscuit flavor? Maybe you just wanted to maintain the memory of the food as you got your LL Cool J on throughout the day?

OK, maybe I'm alone on an island here, but for those of you who are too afraid to admit it, we have some great news to share. In honor of the 25th anniversary of the Cheddar Bay Biscuit, Red Lobster is releasing a lip balm with the flavor of the famous foodstuff. Unfortunately, in order to get your hands on the lip balm, you're going to need a little bit of luck. First, you needed to sign up for the Fresh Catch Club email by 5 p.m. ET today. Then, the restaurant will randomly pick 250 members to receive the lip balm, in addition to T-shirts, magnets, etc.

The people over at Refinery 29 received a tube to try out, and they claim that while "you can definitely sniff out traces of butter, the resemblance pretty much stops there." One staffer says the lip balm smells like the Cheddar Bay Biscuit, if it had maple syrup on it.

If you missed the boat on the Cheddar Bay Biscuit lip balm sweepstakes, your chances at scoring a tube may be extremely slim. We're just praying Beyoncé falls in love with it, thus forcing Red Lobster into mass production.